No, don't. Really. Those words are in quotes for a reason: they ain't MY words.
Those are the words plastered across the kick drum head, along with the ex-drummers' cell phone digits. He's young and good-lookin' and it's likely he gets "sexted" frequently.
That's the thing these days.
When my son got a picture message at work he didn't even think about it before he opened the file. He thought it might be something from his girlfriend or family, and he didn't check the number it came from.
Weeeeellllll, it was certainly female. No face was showing, but, yep.......female.
It wasn't HIS female.
Not exactly sure how to deal with this, he sent her a reply. Chivalry calls for a man to respond to a lady.
"Thank you! Very nice. Nice pic. I don't believe I know you."
In just a minute or two.........
Lots of OMG and "I'm so sorry" and obvious embarrassment lit up on the cell phone.
She has taken a picture of her, uhhhhh, Happy Place, typed in the wrong number, and hit send hoping to thrill her Baby, and "thrilled" MY baby by mistake.
Back in my day..............
Makes ya think of old folks, don't it? You know, the ones who talked about all that old crap from Yester-year and talked it all the time?
I've reached the age where I can say I had a "Day".
Meaning a "way back when".
Back In My Day if you could get your hands on the physical proof of your stupidity, you could dispose of it, praying that there were no copies or negatives.
Move out of state if you couldn't...........
I was always scared that something I did that was stupid would get back to my parents. I still did my fair share of Stupid, but The Fear Factor stopped me for the most part.
Today you can do Stupid digitally before you have time to think it out, and fling it to the masses.
Good luck getting that back.
The lady in the story could take comfort in the fact that she got big points for photography and subject matter from a factory full of men who all swear they Ain't Gettin' Any, and appreciated her efforts.
If Chivalry isn't dead, it's bleeding badly.
Ladies, if you take that pic please double check that number!
I reserve the right to critique any and all sexts accidentally or intentionally sent to me, so guys, you might wanna check the number before you hit send, too!